In a bowl, mix one part dog farting and licking his paws all night and one part job worries. Set the newly mixed insomnia aside.
Add 1 cup each of stupid people that don't know how to drive and stupid people that lie and inconvenience me.
Mix insomnia and stupid people in a bowl, and sprinkle liberally with hunger.
Bake for a month.
Scary Triangles
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