Tuesday, October 09, 2007

what I learned at work today

Today was my first day at work. I had to go to a "learning center" and be trained all day. Sure, I learned how to work the register and the computer system (a monkey could do both), but I also learned that I have really low self-esteem.

This came as a shock to me, as I thought my total vanity meant that I had high self esteem. I think so highly of myself, in fact, that I am very surprised when others don't hold me in such high regard. Or so I thought.

We all had to take a test, "just for our own reference," about what kind of seller we are. The annoying pushy type that doesn't listen? The meek and timid type that's afraid to talk? Turns out I am this type (quoted directly from the manual):

These booksellers are kind, gentle and caring people who are into feelings and creating a bond with others. Their number one priority is to make sure that people like them and as a result they are considered perfect for the profession of selling. The problem is that these booksellers are often so fearful of upsetting a customer that their selling style becomes so passive that they rarely sell to their full potential.

Ouch. I'm desperate for friends. Please like me.

I like the test at my old job that said I was a robot much better.

7 comments:

Jbeeky said...

Keep thinking "30% off" over and over.

super des said...

I can always buy your love...

flutter said...

a come on, girl! Just run up and say BUY MY SHIT!!!

Suzanne said...

Well, at least they paid you to learn that you are afraid to sell shit to people. Who's the sucker now?

super des said...

flutter, can I also shake them a little?

suz, they didn't pay me much :(

mdog said...

wow. i didn't know manipulation was part of personnel training these days.

super des said...

lucky for me, if enough people don't like me I can leave easily.

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