what I learned at work today

Today was my first day at work. I had to go to a "learning center" and be trained all day. Sure, I learned how to work the register and the computer system (a monkey could do both), but I also learned that I have really low self-esteem.

This came as a shock to me, as I thought my total vanity meant that I had high self esteem. I think so highly of myself, in fact, that I am very surprised when others don't hold me in such high regard. Or so I thought.

We all had to take a test, "just for our own reference," about what kind of seller we are. The annoying pushy type that doesn't listen? The meek and timid type that's afraid to talk? Turns out I am this type (quoted directly from the manual):

These booksellers are kind, gentle and caring people who are into feelings and creating a bond with others. Their number one priority is to make sure that people like them and as a result they are considered perfect for the profession of selling. The problem is that these booksellers are often so fearful of upsetting a customer that their selling style becomes so passive that they rarely sell to their full potential.

Ouch. I'm desperate for friends. Please like me.

I like the test at my old job that said I was a robot much better.