boys say the darndest things

This may be only funny to me, but I thought I'd share.

Jay is a notorious sleep talker. Sometimes he just mumbles, but sometimes he forms coherent (or semi-coherent, anyway) sentences. When we were in Florida last year, he woke me up by saying "Slap that bitch on the ho." I said excuse me? and then he said. "What can I do for you?" like he was some sort of snotty hotel concierge being polite, but still somehow being a jerk. In his sleep.

Then the other night, he woke me up with this conversation:

Jay: There's aspirin on the wall.
me: What?
Jay: Aspirin.
me: Aspirin?
Jay: Painkillers!
me: I don't know what you're talking about.
Jay: There are 7 or 8 aspirin on the wall! (frustrated, gets up)
me: Don't start a discussion with me until you can make sense! (I go back to sleep.)

I honestly had no idea what he was talking about because I was dead asleep when he suddenly starts talking about aspirin. I clarified that he was indeed talking about aspirin, but it didn't help me understand. Then he was mad at me for having no clue. Of course he had no recollection of this until the next morning when he remembered going to the bathroom in the middle night. He wasn't going to bring it up in case I forgot, but I did not forget. And I won't let him forget either.



ps - I realized I've stopped commenting on blogs, even though I am reading them. I'll try to fix that.