Guys, you should wear an undershirt. Girls should too, but we wear bras, and those are kind of the same. A lot of you seem not to know the benefits, so I am here to help explain.
They hide things. Things like too much sweat, fat, or chest hair. Or in the case of the guy on the train, large brown man-nipples that should not be visible to anyone. Don't complain about them being too hot, cumbersome, or uncomfortable. It is only a thin layer of fabric, but it does so much. You can use them as a makeshift napkin or kerchief. (It's still gross, but if you're going to wipe something on your shirt, better the undershirt than the outershirt.)
I personally prefer the t-shirt ones, but if you need to wear the sleeveless wifebeaters, that's better than nothing. You can even get creative and wear a printed shirt underneath your overshirt (though this doesn't work with a white, professional - type shirt). Undershirts are things that nobody can tell that you are wearing, but they can certainly tell if you're not wearing one.
They are cheap; you can buy them at Walmart or wherever. You can use them when you are doing something messy like painting a house. When they are no longer wearable, you can use them as rags for cleaning or polishing your car.
Moral: Wear a damn undershirt.
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Europa Clipper
2 days ago
8 comments:
yeah, I'm not a fan of large brown man-nipples either. Mandatory undershirts should be a law.
Can we get a petition started?
If we're going to start a petition, I say we should include grooming as part of it. Knuckle and nexk waxing in particular. If I can manage to shave a good third of my body on a regular basis...dammit they can get the hair off their little Hobbit like hands.
That would be a good rider on the bill.
i take it craig isn't particularly hirsute?
i always said i wanted a hairless (to an extent) man. now i've ended up with one who's nearly as fuzzy as my father. at least he wears undershirts when necessary.
ha ha, what a great word.
Craig is just right. that is to say, there are no back waxes in his future. AND he wears undershirts a'plenty. (I stole the printed t-shirt idea from him.)
My Hubby doesn't wear undershirts unless he's wearing a suit. He has a wool coat on his chest (i.e. he's super hairy) and wearing an extra shirt makes him really hot.
preach it, sister!
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