Tuesday, June 13, 2006

California repost

Sure, I know I don't live IN California anymore, but living there for 24 years has got to count for something....

I'M CALIFORNIAN, THAT MEANS...

-I'm mexican or live next door to one

-Our chicks & dudes are WAYYYY hotter than yours

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we f**k better and thats how it is

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear

- I can wear sandals all year long- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

- I know 65 mph really means 80- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) (woohoo "Avenida Revolucion")

- My governor can kick your governor's ass

- I can go out at midnight

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more then yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]

- The best athletes come from here

*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS******
*******IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******

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