Monday, May 22, 2006

why?

Here's a question:
Why are there Clamato-flavored tortilla chips in the vending machine?

For you innocents, Clamato is a mix of tomato juice and clam flavoring. This is sadly real, and something that will never come near my mouth as long as I live.

But wait - it's available in chip form? Well hot damn! Only 75 cents and I'm on my way to pure happiness.

But I'd better act now - there is only one bag left.

1 comment:

Jade said...

Ok, what scares me here? Is that there was only one bag left. That means someone (ewww gag) had to have eaten the others. Oh...or more than one someone...even worse!

That is foul and should be illegal!

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