why?

Here's a question:
Why are there Clamato-flavored tortilla chips in the vending machine?

For you innocents, Clamato is a mix of tomato juice and clam flavoring. This is sadly real, and something that will never come near my mouth as long as I live.

But wait - it's available in chip form? Well hot damn! Only 75 cents and I'm on my way to pure happiness.

But I'd better act now - there is only one bag left.