voodoo curse

Last night I was sitting on the couch watching tv. This is a normal occurrance for me. Suddenly and for no reason, my foot cramped. It hurt so badly that I really would have preferred to have my foot be chopped off than to continue being cramped.

I fell on the floor, holding my foot. Craig was confused because I was obviously in pain, but I was laughing because it was so stupid. Then, as suddenly as it started, it stopped. Everything became normal again, and I continued watching tv as though nothing had happened.

The only explanantion is that someone has a voodoo curse on me, and decided to try it out by slicing my personage's foot with a knife. The only explanantion. And now you all know it worked.