Yesterday in the stairwell of my apartment building, a giant fly appeared out of nowhere and tried to take my head off. He followed me upstairs and threatened to come inside (where he surely would have met a grisly, if slow, death by cat) but Craig was vigilant in his guard duties.
Somehow this same fly (or one of his bretheren) has followed me to work. Instead of trying ti take off my head, he is now trying to break my chair's legs so that it falls on me and I break my leg.
These house flies (they are as big as flying houses) have made it their life's missions to take me out. Luckily for me, their lives are not so long.
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