RW installment 6

That's right kiddos.... it's time for another volume of your favorite office piss off!

I've already mentioned how R thinks she is the boss' mom. Now she's my mom too, apparently.

I didn't have a normal lunch because I was out late and didn't feel like making lunch when I got home. I had some almonds and some fruit and various little things, but no mac & cheese, the main dish. So after the Accounting Department finished with this all-day "training" session (which is a whole 'nuther rant) I asked R to call up this local place and order me a bagel with veggie cream cheese.

"A bagel? That's is? No wonder you're so skinny! You need to eat more."

I explained to her that I do have other food, and I'm no stick figure, and I can eat whatever the hell I want, so leave me alone, and that the bagel is actually a vegetable sandwich and is quite filling. Then she argued that they won't deliver just a bagel, even though they have done it multiple times. I went back to my desk to begin snacking, since I hadn't been able to in the meeting and my stomach was already eating itself. I went back up to R with my money, and she said "They won't deliver it. They don't have any." It was most obviously a lie, but by then I had passed out 10 times from hunger and didn't care.

In order to further delay my eating, R insisted on telling me how she is the fattest person in her family, that everyone else is as skinny as me. Many things came to mind: She's not in shape, but she's not what I would call fat. I am in a little bit better shape, but I wouldn't call myself "super skinny" either (I prefer the term "curvy"). And I used my small bones excuse. You know how some people blame their huskiness on big bones? I blame things like my tiny girl arms on small bones - and to prove it, I've broken more bones than I can name because they are fragile. She argued with me that my bones have nothing to do with it, and that I'm super skinny, and I have great metabolism, and I'm so lucky, and she's so fat. I just walked away because I was hungry, she was insulting me and looking for compliments. Not to mention that she wa