RW volume 4

I haven't done of these in a while, not because I haven't been mad, but because it's the same old crap. But here is a conversation I had at 9:30 am, 1 hour after I got to work.

R: Oh! I didn't see you come in this morning.
me: Because you weren't at your desk.
R: Story of my life.

WTF does that mean? That you're never at your desk? We know that!

Also, R has been acting like she is the Boss' mom or something. She tells him when to go to lunch. She makes sure he has enough to eat. She tries to force more food onto him. She chastises him for eating a small amount.

"Did you go to lunch yet? It's time to go to lunch!"
"Is that all you're eating?"
"I have some leftover (insert yucky food here). Do you want some? Here just take it. You need to eat this!"

And it's not like she's an old Jewish or Italian woman - she's just being a pest. And there's no reason for it. The boss is in fine health and I'm sure he eats whatever he wants. Lucky for her, she knows better than to tell me when and what to eat.

Ug.