get a life, people!

I have no beef with Prince. If I got the chance to see him in concert, I would go. I liked his superbowl performance much more than last years's Rolling Stones. However, I am clearly not observant enough, as I missed the phallic, gay, cum-stained display. Oh? So did you? Well according to The Smoking Gun, these are just a few of the things that concerned, good-hearted, straight, asexual Americans wrote to the FCC about after the superbowl.

I couldn't even read more than a few letters because (besides the illegible uses of English) the letters made me so mad. How can people be so stupid? The one that really got my goat was letter #4, written by one of the people I've nominated for the newly created Blasted into Space Award. This person needs to be shot. Out of a cannon. Into the sun.

Way to go, America. Way to reinforce my loathing of people.

God, I hate stupid racist, sexist, homophobic, judgmental bigot people.