Sometimes I need a little self esteem boost. When someone asks me to join their writing group or to read their story, that makes me turn warm & fuzzy because it means I’m smart and my opinions matter*. Or if my myspace friends tell their myspace friends to be my myspace friends because I’m awesome. That’s good too. All I want is the respect & admiration of internet strangers. And a pony. I also want a pony. And a racecar. Or a race-pony. Pony-car.
So if you ever think I’m feeling down, shoot me a subversive compliment. It can be about my big sexy brain or about my big sexy rest of me. I’m not picky, but I am extremely shallow. And vain. And a little desperate. But I’m ok. I also like using short sentences and add-ons.
* Don’t correct me if I’m wrong. Let me live in my little convoluted fantasy, if that’s what keeps me happy. And it does.
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OK...since you've got two exact duplicates, then that means I have to answer both?
AAAAHHHH!
No...I can't do it.
Let's just say that you're super ultra spiffy, a cool blog friend, and animals are lucky to have someone like you care about them!
I may be all those things, but I obviously can't figure out how the "publish" button works.
Thanks Sudiegirl, I owe you a chocolate chip cookie.
You are so awesome. And by the way-did I tell you that: You. Are. So. Awesome. And beautiful. And write such thought provoking and groundbreaking entries. And are probably one of those people who is good at everything she does. And not to mention your cooking skills. And you're clothes and shoes are always so stylish and sexy. You should write a novel-you're that good. You have really pretty hair too. Let's go out and get you that pony right now. After that we have a special appointment at the dealer to pick out your race-car-my treat.
Was that what you meant? Because if it is then we should compare birth certificates - we might be twins that were separated at birth. I meant every word, By the way, about you and about myself, twinsister.
*blush*
Now that's just going overboard.
It wasn't meant as a pity party, people! I wasn't fishing for (immediate) compliments. You have to do it unexpectedly!
So you have done a couple of posts today.
God you are smart and sexy.
Are you trying to set a posting record or something.
I wish I was a publisher. You would be my editor in chief.
Anyways, enough posts for one day..
You are an awe inspiring jump roper.
You have a fabulous template and you're very cool.
I didn't technically make the template. Way to rub it in.
I am glad that you are in my writing group and that you are willing to read and comment on my little attempts to be a successful writer. Your input makes it that much closer to happening. It's not our fault that the mainstream publishing world is full of fucking morons.
You know, I tried to get into publishing when I moved out here. No one would hire me. I would have revolutionized the world.
The lost opportunity is sad indeed.
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