title: it was late & I was tired*

I didn't write anything today because I was busy making jewelry for the lovely Amy Jo. That's right, she needed a gift for a friend, and now she has one. Soon I will be a multi-millionaire, based solely on my jewelry selling skills. Or I will have enough money to restock on supplies. Either way, I'm on my way!

If you saw someone with newly dyed hair in the month of December, would you jump on the bandwagon & assume that the hair is xmas-colored? What if the hair was a pretty blue-green ("alpine green") and purple? Would you still make annoying comments about how festive the hair dyer is? If you were all of my coworkers except one, the answer to these questions is yes. Then you would be shot with a red & green (NOT bluey-purple!) gun. It's festive.

The free newspaper tells which celebrities (their definition of celebrity is very general) have a bday each day. A couple weeks ago, it was Bill Nye the Science Guy. The way they list them is rocker David Byrne 54, actress Britney Blowhard 22, and so on. The logical way to list the fab Mr. Nye is: science guy Bill Nye 46. But no, they said television personality Bill Nye. Retards.

I think I drank caffinated tea earlier. It's 11pm and I am wide awake. This explains why there are so many links in this post, and why the jewelry is finished, photographed, and packaged. My lovely assistant, The Boyfriend, should mail it off tomorrow. Meanwhile, I am trying to drink Sleepytime Tea so I'm not all wound up. At some point I should sleep.

The end.




* the caption on one of the best Far Side cartoons ever.