Don’t tell me I look tired. I try to take pride in my appearance, and looking tired is never a compliment.
There are only 2 reasons you would tell me this:
- I am tired.
- I clearly did not put enough effort into my appearance today.
Thank you for pointing out both of these things. You are basically saying that I should have stayed in bed instead of spending that time getting ready. I would love to do that. There are days that I do do that. However, these are not called workdays. Because I am at work, today is clearly a workday. Thus, I had to wake up early and put on makeup. Both of which have contributed to my looking tired, as you so painfully make me aware.
So, helpful citizen, I thank you.
p.s. I looked in the mirror conveniently enough after you spoke with me, and it appears that I had been masking my fatigue successfully. So even though I am tired, I did not show it until you came along and started asking me stupid pointless questions and explaining things to me that I already know.
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Stupid boring people make me look tired too.
They: You look tired.
You: I am tired. TIRED OF YOU!!!!
And then you bop 'em with your swingline stapler (I understand your frying pan has been confiscated).
Were you in my office this morning?
How is resading blogs restricting your ability to teach? I guess in the same way it inhibits my..uh.. ability to... do nothing.
Sometimes I think it's just a ploy to make you feel as tired, miserable, and useless as they are.
I've had insomnia for the last three nights. I look like a zombie. I will stand next to you from now on and deflect any comments directed at you. Hope that will help.
Then I can say "Get 'em Suze!" and you'll eat their brains.
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