instructions for the reader

it makes me upset that there is no way to know how many people have read my blogs. i am addicted to knowing how many people my useless dribble infects, and now i have no way of knowing this.

here are my instructions:
every time you read my blog, leave a comment. the comment can just say "i read it" or it can go into the deep and exostential queries that my brain bade unto thine.

thanks cupcakes.
love,
des