Tuesday, August 19, 2008

"woe" is me

It's tough being the Office Chick.

You have to sit in a comfy chair in a climate controlled office, listening to whatever music you want while everyone else does manual labor in the heat. Since your job is surfing the internet, you also have to play games on the side to keep your brain active. When you play too many games at the end of the day, your boss can see you so he makes you go home early (with pay). Then when your bosses are hankerin' for some Chinese food, they make you stay at work for lunch instead of going home, so they can force you to eat vegetable fried rice that they bought for you. Speaking of forcing you to eat food, if each boss eats 5 donuts, they might force you to eat the remaining 2 (rather than offer them to one person in the shop).

You have to do all these things; your job depends on it.

I have it rough, don't I?

7 comments:

Count Mockula said...

Mmm... donuts.

super des said...

Dang, I shoulda saved that last one for you.

flutter said...

your life rules.

mar said...

i was just thinking how much i'd like a donut tomorrow before i go in for my bi-monthly infusion that also puts me in anaphylactic shock.
mmmm...
(also, you suck! :P)

super des said...

Thanks flutter :)

And mar, I totally shoulda sent you the other donut.

MsLittlePea said...

I feel so sad for you. What a horrible place of employment....

Jbeeky said...

Eats four? Gives two to you? Yep, that sounds like the mid-states to me!

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