Friday, July 06, 2007

job opening: replacement for work-des

Job requirements:
-Intelligence. If I explain something to you, don't make me explain it again. And again.
-Self-starting. If I get in later than you, it would be super to find you already working away instead of sitting, staring at the wall.
-Competent. If I walk away to go gossip, you can continue working with no problem.
-Willing to listen and to try things on your own.
-Able to read the notes I left for you and figure out new things without needing me there at all.
-Great personality, so I don't dread having to share a tiny space with you for 2.5 weeks.
-Hard working, so I don't feel like a slave driver trying to train you for your new job.


These things are a plus, but not vital:
-Younger than me (but only by a little bit).
-Fun to hang out with.
-more similar to me (work-wise) than anyone is going to find in a million years.
-named Ruthie.


** Sorry, this position has been filled.

6 comments:

DangerDoll said...

I dunno. Those requirements are pretty strenuous. I don't mean to burst your bubble, but it really doesn't look good.

super des said...

Well DD I hate to burst YOUR bubble, but you don't get the job.
:)

Suzanne said...

Good luck with that.

super des said...

But you see, the position has been filled.

Sudiegirl said...

My sister's name is Ruth (but she's called Ruthi by us)...

super des said...

Sudiegirl, based solely on race, I don't think this one is your sister.
:)

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