google fun

Sudiegirl wanted to find out what the virtual world has to say about me, so she tagged me for this meme.
Go to google, type in your name with the following words, and use "quotes", otherwise you might not get decent results:

1. needs
2. is
3. likes
4. wants
5. gets
6. says
7. does
8. eats

Here are my results. I took the best answers from the first page, because I am too lazy to go a-searchin'. The bold is cut & pasted from google, and then I had to talk about them. Oh, and just for a change up, I used desiree instead of des.

1. I believe that Desiree needs to be b!@ch slapped ASAP. Who does she think she is, yelling at Dave?
I know, right? But Dave shouldn't have mouthed off. I do tend to yell. And throw things.

2. Desiree is my best friend and soul mate. She is as loving and caring today as she was when I first met her.
Awwww. Who wrote this? You get a big hug.

3. desiree likes to look at playgirl magazine in the middle of the afternoon in public. she's crazy!
Clearly I'm just in it for the attention and mortification of my friends.

4. Desiree Wants Sex AND Love
Obviously. And I have them both.

5. Desiree gets a Big Mouthful.
Um.... don't click on that page.

6. Desiree says it was the first time she and her conventionally trained husband realized cheese wasn’t just “the stuff you peeled from a plastic envelope."
I guess my husband isn't conventionally trained in cheese. You know what? Cheese is funny.

7. During her time in our world Desiree does not use a secret identity.
ha ha ha ha ha! No secrets, as soon I will be returning to my home world where they all know me anyway,

8. The two girls suck him off, and then Desiree eats Jada's sweet pussy.
yeah... don't click on that one either. Every single one of the results for "eats" were like that. I'm guessing some Desiree is in a profession much different from my own.

OK, so that was that. You can do it if you want to. I'm going to get lots of interesting searches to my blog now.





ps - I found this on Sudiegirl's blog:

My blog is worth $438,647.58.
How much is your blog worth?

Can I get that in cash, please?

My jewelry blog is worth signifgantly less. ($2,822.70.)