There is a strange ladies' room dynamic at bars and restaurants that have only a single stall. When there is a line, the person leaving the bathroom invariably half-smiles at the first person in line, and the smile is returned. I know this doesn't happen with the men's room, but I've seen it every single time I've been in this situation. I do it too. I can't help it, and I never thought about it until last night, when it happened yet again.
The leaver smiles as if to say "sorry I took so long."
The enterer smiles back to say "that's ok." But she really means, "bitch I have to pee so damn bad. Just wait til I'm finished, then I will kill you."
The leaver's smile translates to "I'm not sorry. You should have gotten here earlier."
I know it makes women sound catty and bitchy, but it's true. Ladies, don't try to deny it. It may be entirely subconscious - ingrained in the female brain after generations of social niceties - but you do it. I do it. Every woman does it. I have a feeling that if I pulled an aborigine out of the bush and put her in line for a small public restroom, that she would then give the false half smile.
There is an unspoken rule about it.
Quick - someone call a sociologist.
The Future of Orion
2 days ago
2 comments:
love it.
i have mentioned some multiple stall ladies' room weirdnesses here.
sociologists, indeed.
Yeah, I can't stand when people talk stall to stall. When I go in there, leave me alone!
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