ear-ache

Ack.

I live in a bubble now. My right ear is completely useless except for holding half of my pretty earrings.

I hold my nose and blow, but that does nothing except make me think that my eardrum, my entire ear, and most of my head are going to explode like a Chinese claymation / kung fu flick. Which would be fun to watch, but not to feel.

Maybe Sudafed would help, but of course I don't have any because I'm at work. I don't even know if I have some at home, because I never touch the stuff. I did take an ibuprofen. There was no reason to, other than that's what I had.

I watched "Shaun of the Dead" and now I feel like I'm in that movie. The zombies had ear infections, right?

I keep turning my radio up, but I can't hear it still so I don't know how loud it really is.