I was recently reminded of my favorite joke, and I felt that I should share it with y'all because many of you fit the bill. (To those of my readers who don't fit - it's not because you're not smart, it's because you are men! But you can still appreciate it.)
(ahem)
A man and his wife took a vacation to a lake. The man planned to do some fishing, and the woman planned on catching up on her reading. One day the man came back from fishing early in the day, and the woman decided to take the boat out and go read on the lake.
While out there, a park ranger approached her boat and said "Ma'am, there's no fishing here. You'll have to take the boat back in."
"I'm not fishing, I'm reading." The woman replied.
"But you have all the equipment there. You could start at anytime."
"Fine. I'll go back to my cabin and report you for sexual harrassment."
"What -? I haven't done anything of the sort!"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment there. You could start at anytime." The ranger tipped his hat and went along on his way.
The moral: Never mess with a woman who reads, because chances are, she thinks too.
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7 comments:
*grins* Very funny! Oh, and I love the fact that you used the word "banality" in your banner. It's one of my favorite words, ranks right up there with "kumquat" and "tomfoolery"....
Those are also good words. I think I could wok them in somehow.
;O)
Oh, please!
One more crack like that, and YOU won't work for The Company, either!
I know people.
GF
I know people too. Important people. People with guns. Oh wait...
That'e pretty funny Des
Funny and true! My favorite combo!
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