one simple solution

Sometimes I think that the world is too complicated for some people. Then without fail, they prove me right. They make it blindingly obvious. It hurts to be around these people.
I’ve always said that the number of signs posted increases with the number of idiots around. Of course, they don’t read the signs so the signs do no good. But when lawsuit comes up, no one can say they were never warned.

For example, if a box says “purchase orders only” that’s probably not what I mean. Just to be on the safe side, you should put other things in the box, and then put the purchase orders somewhere else where I will definitely find them. Then when I do find them and get them organized, you should ask for it back. Oh but don’t know the PO number. Only know that you gave it to me yesterday. That helps out a lot because I have them filed by when you give them to me, not in alphabetical or numerical order.

Or if you’re looking for something, and I tell you the number and where it can be located, you should first question it (because why would I know my own job) and then make up your own number that doesn’t exist. That way, it’s not where I said it would be and you can come bitch at me. This is fun for me, therefore I strive to make it so.

Can’t find your soda or that paper you wrote an address on? Someone must have stolen it. There’s no way you could have misplaced it or lost it. Someone is clearly out to get you and thus they are stealing your things. You should probably go around accusing everyone, because then the perpetrator will fess up and you will get sweet sweet vengeance.

If someone always does something the same way, don't be surprised when they do it the same way again. And if the thing is done a different way, consider the possibility that someone else did it. You know you get headaches at work, so don't depend on your boss to supply headache medicine. Maybe you could bring your own. If you are late for your train, don't blame the person in front of you on the stairs. Just wait for the next train - it will be along in a few minutes. If that is unacceptable, maybe you could leave your house earlier.

I don't like having to hold people's hands and walk them through every baby step of the way. People need to be able to think for themselves, work things out, and move on. It is for reasons like this that I am for life testing. If you are incompetent in living, then you will be sent to a special school. And I do mean "short bus" special. If you still are unable to think rationally and complete everyday tasks, you will be eliminated. It's as simple as that.