I hate when you eat some tasty food, and maybe it has garlic or onions in it, and you brush your teeth and use mouthwash, but then you still wake up in the middle of the night from having stinky breath.
I also hate when something has directions on it and the first direction is “open the package” and the last instruction is “enjoy.” If I can’t figure out that I need to open the package, then I deserve what’s coming. As for the “enjoy” part, don’t tell me what to do, bitch!
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Kedging Cannon
2 days ago
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I hate it when you are sitting outside and a bug flies into your drink and you try to switch drinks with someone else but they catch you and they say "Back off bug drink guy"..
That doesn't happen to me.
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