Today was a good time for people googling and finding my blog. I was getting a bit down hearted because nobody was coming across the wonderful blog of des via google recently, and my friends kept flaunting their "being discovered" in my faces. But lo and behold, today I was googled with the following terms.
1. rainbow stars bracelet cuff
Thank you, Tennessee, because of course, you're going to get this, the best bracelet ever. And, I'm 4th on the list. Front page, baby.
2. telling coworkers they smell
This cracks me up to no end because this person was probably looking for a polite way to do this. They will not find politeness here. Only a funny haiku.
The best thing is, no weirdos looking for unnatural fetish-employers. My very first time being found was with the term "bound and gagged Greg Kinnear." That still amuses me greatly. And I don't know how they found me blog, other than "not what they were looking for."
So keep on searching, blogarinos! Maybe someday I'll gain permanent readers from random google searches.
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Kedging Cannon
1 day ago
3 comments:
I'll have to look up some of my bizarro keywords too.
Hey man, you are one of Suebob's "blogs I am loving this week." Now that is something to be jealous of, not people finding you by googling "rubbing my raw dick on her pantyhose while on the subway" or whatever it was.
I saw redstapler's thing earlier today. It makes me feel all giddy, not unlike certain search terms.
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