I had to kill everyone at work today. I won't go into any incriminating details, but they asked me the same exact question (and received the same exact answer) one too many times in a row.
In my defense, I am helping humanity by putting a little chlorine in the gene pool.
The good news is, I don't have to deal with them at all any more. The bad news is, I might be going away for a while. They'll let me blog in jail, right?
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The Future of Orion
23 hours ago
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Where did you put the bodies? I'll help you chop them up. We'll be the goodbellas. We wack for a small fee. Clean up extra.
Bumper sticker I've seen: "Friends help you move, Real friends help you move bodies."
That's so sweet of you.
I need to find a way to dispose of lots of bodies, as I often go on killing sprees such as this.
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