I be buggin'

I'm in an annoyed mood today. Here's why:

-- Bad cover songs. Who told Phil Collins he could do a Supremes song AND a Cyndi Lauper song? Shouldn't Miz Ross be doing something about that? And Sheryl Crow doing Led Zeppelin? I didn't authorize that.

-- I got lotion all over the back of my shirt. Because I don't want my coworkers talking to me, and ESPECIALLY don't want them touching me, I endeavored to lotion my own tattoo. I did it, but I lotioned everything else as well.

-- This morning in the shower I washed my hair in reverse order. Conditioner first, then shampoo. Then realizing I was an idiot, conditioner again.

-- People not doing their jobs. Even if they only have to answer the phone or give me a piece of paper. You'd be surprised at how much extra work I have to do when they don't do this. Then I have to kill them. "Why didn't you answer the phone, des?" "Because it's not my job. I have actual work to do." *stab*

-- People assume I'm as incompetent as they are, so they keep checking up on me. "Did this come in yet?" "No, I'll give it to you when it does." Later - "Did this come in yet?" "No, I'll give it to you when it does." Again - "Did this come in yet?" "No, I'll give it to you when it does." Seriously, I'll give it to you!

-- I forgot to wear deodorant today. That's because I'm just an idiot, and I hope I don't get stinky.

-- Why hasn't anyone given me a singing career yet?

-- It's so monkeyfunkin hot. Yesterday I went straight home from work and turned on the tv. Then I didn't even sit on the couch - I went to my bed and lay on that while listening to the tv. At some point I fell asleep. I only woke up to eat & get ready for bed. You know what I hate? 85 degrees and 70% humidity at 9pm. I can't do anything except what I just described.

-- People interrupting me. Or asking me questions and wandering away while I'm answering them. There was this girl I used to work with that was notorious for both of those things. I had to hit her upside the head with a bible. Even that didn't work.

-- I did the thing where I wear comfy shoes to work, then change them to pretty shoes when I get there. I'm annoyed at myself for this. My black rainbow flip-flops are the best shoes ever (EVER!) and I am happy when I wear them.

-- The thing about these lists is that they make me sound like a whiny, violent turkey sandwich. Though I did just call myself a turkey sandwich. That's pretty funny.