Thursday, May 25, 2006

from craigslist

MR.T IS BACK , READY TO SAVE THE DAY & STARRING IN THE NEW REALITY SHOW
"I PITY THE FOOL"

DOES YOUR FAMILY, BUSINESS OR ORGANIZATION NEED HELP FROM A SUPERHERO WITH A MOHAWK? IF SO , WE WANT TO MEET YOU IMMEDIATELY !!!! T

his legendary television icon and real-life superhero will mix tough love with compassion in order to help families and businesses to communicate more effectively with one another and to get the job done, T-style!

We are looking for a fun, enthusiastic, charismatic, real-life "cast of characters" that live or work together (FAMILIES/BUSINESSES/GROUPS)and individuals who have some issues that get in the way and Mr. T can help solve. Motivational problems, Team work issues, organizational skills, TOO many big personalities, Character conflicts, Office politics, Constant miscommunications & decision issues.....

THIS IS A FUN LIGHT SHOW TELL US YOUR STORIES..you may be perfect for the show!! Here are some DIVERSE examples:
Are you the leader of a boyscout/girlscout group and need help for your upcoming event ? Do you have a fancy event or charity and want Mr. T to help? Does your team(softball/cheerleading)need a little motivation from Mr. T? Do you have an upcoming event and can't come to an agreement on the arrangements or some aspect of it? Is your spouse a sports fanatic, shopohalic or lazy or a workaholic or anything to the extreme that keeps you bickering? Do you have any upcoming event, wedding, bar mitzvah , party and can't agree on something? Do you have lots of kids or out of control kids that are teenagers and can't control them?Do you disagree on how to raise the kids? Do you have a family member whose obsession with has gone too far (animals, sports,collecting toys, star trek,)Overprotective father who wont let daughter date,Someone planning a big family event (wedding, family reunion, surprise party) that brings on all sorts of problems/issues for them),Person with fear of public speaking, Kid with confidence problems (scared of bully at school),Kid who is afraid of girls, Do you live or work on a farm, vineyard, ballet school , or some different type of business(lifeguard, fireman,) that MR. T can come save the day and help? Do you own or work in a restaurant or restaurant school and everything is falling apart? Are you a caterer/party planner with constant bickering? Do you have a family owned business or work for a small company with lots of chaos, disagreements, etc? Are you part of a club or team(cheerleading, chess team, etc) that needs some motivation or organization or some other help? PTA organization? Feel free to think outside the box and tell us your fun crazy situations !!! Every scenario could work...tell us the dynamics...

1 comment:

SUEB0B said...

I need someone to get that funky smell out of my fridge.

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