further proof that *i'm* not the crazy guy on the subway

This morning there was a guy on the subway who was apparently some sort of lawyer / preacher type guy, presenting a case to the j train commuters. I don’t know if we were supposed to be the jury or something, and I’m not sure who he was suing. He wasn’t very clear on that. Obviously he did not graduate from a top-rated law school. Maybe he was suing the world on behalf of God. He kept saying things like “your honor, I’d like to present evidence a” and then proceed to give details on how teachers molest 4 year old boys and 6-8 million babies have been aborted since 1972 and how some 6 year old boy was expelled from school for reading the bible at recess. I would like to hear a crazy rant on the subway that has their facts straight. Especially if presented in the form of a trial.


he wasn’t talking to one person specifically, like some of the more focused subway preachers. That can be very uncomfortable if you’re the person being spoken to, but it is the preferred method when presenting a case. He was speaking very emphatically to the air. Or to the subway walls. You can never be sure with these things. It does make him look a little more insane, though.

But the point was, um, I’m not sure. Something about jesus I think.